Monthly Archives: November 2007

I know all mankind feels desperately for Spice Girl Melanie Brown’s ails and travails. It’s not easy being Scary Spice. This “Dancing With the Freakos,” which wants to follow its Heather Mills ratings with Melanie, is causing problems. So much…

THIS past week brought news that the width of one’s arse is proportionate to the height of one’s smarts. The bigger your hips, the bigger your IQ. And such was formulated by scientists at Rush University Medical Center. In Chicago. … Continue reading →

ADRIAN Grenier on how he’s treated himself since “Entourage” has taken off so hugely: “What’s odd is I’m spending less. Treating myself to wonderful things less. It’s not like I’m going out now and buying myself lavish items. If anything, … Continue reading →

SO, the screening of “I’m Not There,” the new movie on the life of Bob Dylan. It’s six people including Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan . . . listen, don’t ask . . . Richard Gere, one Dylan, explained it … Continue reading →

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger, of whom you may have heard, is looking ahead to when he must move out of the Governor’s Mansion and back into the larger building that is his own house. But the long arm of Ahnold is not … Continue reading →

A book is currently being shopped. Its proposal’s opener says: “In 1998 a ‘Baywatch’ babe and an impressively endowed rock star unwittingly became stars of the biggest sex scandal of the decade, sparking the public’s hunger for that celebrity sex…

THE Bob Dylan biopic “I’m Not There” has a chorus of boys and girls playing him. We know director Todd Haynes makes big-time movies. He’s supersuccessful. So what’s with this shtick of casting a Heath Ledger, Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere … Continue reading →

WHAT’S Paris Hilton having for Thanksgiving? Extensions. The Beverly Hills Hotel houses His ‘n’ Hers hair operations. A barber for gents; a magician for ladies who arrive with thin, broken, crappy little hairs and exit with enough to smother an…

THIS past week brought news that the width of one’s arse is proportionate to the height of one’s smarts. The bigger your hips, the bigger your IQ. And such was formulated by scientists at Rush University Medical Center. In Chicago. … Continue reading →

ADRIAN Grenier on how he’s treated himself since “Entourage” has taken off so hugely: “What’s odd is I’m spending less. Treating myself to wonderful things less. It’s not like I’m going out now and buying myself lavish items. If anything, … Continue reading →

SO, the screening of “I’m Not There,” the new movie on the life of Bob Dylan. It’s six people including Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan . . . listen, don’t ask . . . Richard Gere, one Dylan, explained it … Continue reading →