The HAMPTON Report

In Berlin, a chocolaty bar that divides and unites.

IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned. Instead of booking a motel room, the two…

(Reporting and Writing by Alex Dobuzinskis)

Comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel had an entertaining television reunion Thursday, as she appeared on his talk show more than three months after they announced their breakup, and the two went over some old memories. 

It started off like a conversation from any on-again, off-again relationship – awkward.
    
“What have you been up to? Everything good?” Kimmel said.
    
“Yeah, everything’s been great. Really, really great. And you’re good?” Silverman said.

Soon though, the comedic duo got rolling, as Kimmel played a video of Silverman, 37, singing a show tune on a local television special when she was a teenager. That didn’t go over well with Silverman, who had to be bleeped over several times.  You can watch it here:

Silverman stars on comedy central on the “Sarah Silverman Program“. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is on ABC. 
    
Silverman and Kimmel, who dated for five years, also had some fun with tabloid coverage of their breakup, holding up an article that suggested Silverman has a taste for pictures of fat men. But they never said if they are back together.
    
The closest they got to confirming a reunion was when Kimmel said, “Anyone who wants to know what’s going on with me and Sarah, all you need to know is this.” After that, the two got up and did an intricate hand shake and high-five routine. 
    
Later, when his guest, rapper T.I., asked why Kimmel did not use the occasion of Silverman appearing on his show to propose, Kimmel responded by taking T.I.’s hand and asking, “Will you marry me?”

As the Hamptons housing market tumbled mightily in the third quarter , the North Fork’s saw a mild price bounce. The North Fork median sales price was $575,000 in the third quarter, up 10 percent from last year, according to the new Miller Samuel-Douglas Elliman report. The North Fork, home to a cluster of well-respected wineries and other tourist attractions, lacks the sandy dunes and …

Chef Dan Barber takes pumpkin beyond pie and jack-o-lanterns.

Oct. 30 (Bloomberg) — Home prices in the Hamptons, the summer resort of Wall Street bankers and Hollywood celebrities, plunged a record 19 percent in the third quarter from a year earlier as stocks tumbled and the financial industry shed jobs.

All is not well at the summer playground for America’s rich and famous, as home prices and sales in eastern Long Island tumbled to two-year lows in the third quarter, according to a new Hamptons/North Fork market report from real estate appraisal shop Miller Samuel and brokerage giant Prudential Douglas Elliman. The quarterly median sales price in the tony vacation enclaves dropped to …

The average price of a house plunged 23% to $1.5 million and the number of sales dropped 29% to 257 in the third quarter from the year-ago period, a report says.

Median price for Hamptons and North Fork homes drops 17.3% Median price for Hamptons and North Fork homes drops 17.3% from a year ago, 10.8% from previous quarter

Norwegian director Eric Poppe’s Troubled Water won both the Golden Starfish for Best Narrative Feature and the audience award at the 16th Annual Hamptons International Film Festival. This year’s festival…